The dating dance dancing through your fifties

16 Apr

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But even the best-case scenario would see the rise in the pension age brought forward by five years to 2041, affecting people in their early 40s.

The change is designed to make the pensions system more affordable.

Single mothers are bona fide idiots and here is why you should never even consider dating one: First, this is a woman who clearly doesn’t give a shit about her child’s well-being and future prospects.

That higher sex drive translates, among other things, into being more direct with men.

Or Caractacus Potts from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has sprung back to life.

Van Dyke even looks the same as he did in his heyday – white-haired now, of course, but with that familiar larger-than-life grin and jauntiness.

If you ever find yourself referring to a woman whose husband died on a battlefield as a single mother, you should immediately pour Tabasco sauce into your eyes, because you deserve to weep all the tears I’m certain she has.

Having a child out of wedlock is pretty much the number one thing you can do to fuck up your life. Never, ever assume a divorced woman is some innocent blushing maid cruelly abused by some terrible man. What kind of insecurities plague a woman who thinks getting married to a drug addict is good idea?